About JONACO
JONACO: a perfectly standard company founded by the greatest man who's ever lived: Jonas! JONACO exists to improve everything: clocks, towns, the moral fibre of strangers, and, most importantly, you. Have you seen yourself? You're pallid, jealous, structurally unsound. You're weakness incarnate, a living hinge creaking in the doorway of progress.
Critics claim JONACO is "everywhere" and "upsettingly invasive," but that's just what progress feels like when it gently yet firmly sits on your chest and crushes your heart with the delicate weight of its love.
From benevolent technologies like the Axiomatic Clock to entirely necessary personality recalibrations, JONACO continues its mission to optimise the world, whether the world wants it or not. Remember: resistance is a form of inefficiency, and inefficiency is ugly. Do not be ugly.
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